The Ridiculously Awesome Resume Service
It's time.
You need a job. A job you love. One that energizes you and makes you proud.
This is your life, friend. This is it. Do you want to reflect back on all those days, weeks, YEARS you spent hating 40-80 hours of your life... every... single ... week? No way.
SO MAKE 2012 YOUR YEAR TO SHINE!
Do it. Do it. Do it!
You've got what it takes. You know you do. YOU are a star. But does your resume properly reflect your awesomeness?
Is it old? Is it bad? Did you use lots of cliches and the phrase "Responsible for..." over and over again?
That's OK if one of these is your reality. You've made it here now, so consider this your lucky day.
JobJenny's Ridiculously Awesome Resume service aims to provide you, the job seeker, with a ridiculously awesome resume at a price that is, well, not ridiculous.
The hard truth:
You need a stellar resume. Competition is fierce, folks. I know you know this. So let's work together and engage. I can help ensure you don't get lost in the sea of marginal resumes.
Choose the level of service that's right for you: (click for description and payment)
Just a Trim, Please - $329
A Whole New 'Do - $369
I Got Ya Covered (Cover Letter Only) - $109
The Cadillac-ac-ac-ac - $399
School's Out Special (entry level) - $249
Executive Treatment - $499
Frankly, I'm a bit taken aback by how much many resume writing services charge. YES, it's an important marketing document and you need to position yourself like the freaking supernova that you are. But a four-figure resume package? Come ON.
Speaking of stars, listen to what a couple who have already taken advantage of Ridiculously Awesome Resumes have to say.
People like Mike A.:
You are a goddess! I was offered the job. on. the. spot! 35K increase from what I'm currently making, and that's not including the 10K signing bonus! Dear god, I'm kinda shaking a little ;-) Thanks again for your hard work.
And Nick R.:
"Just wanted to let you know I start my new Business Development Manager job next Monday. I’m thrilled to be a part of this company! A friend of mine just started working there, and gave the hiring manager my Ridiculously Awesome Resume. Three interviews later, I got the call offering me the job! Thank you for your expertise, support, advice, and encouragement throughout this entire process. Although, I loved working with you, I hope this opportunity allows me the ability to never have to shop my resume around ever again ;-) "
And Naomi G.,
"...the resume and the employer-friendly key words it came with brought in a total of 6 or 7 job/phone interviews and countless calls from recruiters. I felt so popular, and the inner monologue of 'crap, how am I gonna get a job in this market?' was silenced by my Blackberry ringing off the hook.
(Naomi, BTW, landed a job within 3 weeks of using her new resume. You can read more here)
Oh, and in case you were wondering... My credentials for this?
- I've studied thousands of resumes over the past decade -- I truly understand the good, the bad and the ugly, and what potential employers need and want to see.
- I have a journalism degree (magna cum laude, booo-yah!), and spent several years working as a journalist and writer before launching my recruiting career.
- I understand that the resume is your key marketing document, and I'll work like mad to make sure it reflects your awesomeness appropriately.
- I'm brutally honest, so you'll get my most sincere, candid feedback on what you've got going so far.
- I'm just plain fun to work with. This is serious stuff. No sense in making it serious AND boring, right?
Let's do this.
Zee fine print: In order to ensure that every client receives top-notch service, I have to limit monthly orders for The Ridiculously Awesome Resume Service. If you attempt to purchase and find we're sold out of the package you're seeking for the month? You may wish to order a different in-stock package, or please return on the first of the next month and place your order. Or absolutely, drop me a line at jenny@jobjenny.com and we'll work out the details.