The time I had 29 resume orders going at once.

Ah yes, I remember it well.

January 2011.

I remember it not only for the dreamy beach honeymoon.

Which was, for sure, one of the most memorable occasions of my life.

I remember it for the 29 resume orders that came in right after January 1.

Twenty-nine resumes.

All.

At.

Once.

One resume writer (moi.)

The income that this large clump of business produced was terrific (thank you!) The workload?

Near insanity. I'll admit it now. I was nearly insane for three straight weeks. I may have even been officially insane. (Do NOT ask my family which one it was.)

And so...

I have no Mexican holiday planned for January 2012. The decks are cleared for all who resolve to find (or create) absolutely kick-ass jobs in the new year.

I am ready for you, should you need a Ridiculously Awesome Resume come January 1, January 4 or January 11.

Bring it.

But if you know that "Create a Ridiculously Awesome Resume and land a Ridiculously Awesome New Job" is going to be among your New Year's resolutions? You just may wish to get at the front of the rush and order by December 31.

And for those who do? I'll give you a free 30-minute consult or LinkedIn critique ($69 value).

You can check out the menu of options here. The free consult/critique will be an automatic bonus through December 31.

You know you're amazing.

You've done amazing things. You've got much to be proud of. You probably have great hair, or a great smile, or a great laugh (or a trifecta of all three!)

It's just hard for most people to lay this amazingness out on paper.

I can do that for you. It's what I do.

Let's make 2012 your year.