Oh wait, I called your wife.
Because you listed it as YOUR cell number on your resume.
Did you really want a new job, or were you just messing with me?
Because when I have to leave a message for YOUR WIFE to get to you?
I, along with most potential employers, think that you don't really want a new job. Especially when you also do not have Internet access on a daily basis.
Get 'yer own damned phone, job seeker. And a computer. And an Internet connection. Today.