Ring ring: Your wife called...

Oh wait, I called your wife.

Because you listed it as YOUR cell number on your resume.

Did you really want a new job, or were you just messing with me?

Because when I have to leave a message for YOUR WIFE to get to you?

I, along with most potential employers, think that you don't really want a new job. Especially when you also do not have Internet access on a daily basis.

Get 'yer own damned phone, job seeker. And a computer. And an Internet connection. Today.